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What can we do to make sure the planet IS ruled by apes one day?
The (original) Planet of the Apes movies look like a lot of fun how can we make sure this happens. I’ve been trying to get my pet monkey Pleeplious to talk but I’ve gotten no where!
Try flinging poo at every chance you get! Pleeplious needs to feel like he’s in a comfortable environment before he’ll start talking!
Is not it amazing what humans have achieved? We put man on the moon, we have remote control of machines to Mars, we have built telescopes that give us a look at the planets, even beyond our own solar system, we have created computers that can communicate instantly with any part of the world, and thanks to the magic of DNA, we can solve old crimes and an insight into the lives of our ancestors. Moreover, we constantly hear stories about a bank robber handing the teller a robbery note, the cashier told him that he forgot to sign, the thief has been signed and then fifteen minutes later, he wondered why Police is in the door of his arrest. Some men may be as bright, and some men can be so stupid. Why is this? I have a theory.
For some time there has been much debate about whether modern man is the result of the evolution of apes, or was created by a being with intelligence superior to ours. suggest that perhaps both are true.
In my opinion, that way at the time the aliens traveled from a distant galaxy and visited the Earth. You can imagine after a long journey, perhaps years' duration, may have been a little warm when they arrived. They saw the apes and thought "Why not?"
We know the science that we have inherited different genes from our mother and our father and that each of us has a slightly different genetic makeup. Some genes inherited more than one parent and some inherit more than the other. exacerbate these differences around several generations and come up with numerous genetic combinations.
My guess is that our most brilliant men have a higher percentage of foreign genes in composition, whereas the DNA of fools is made up of more monkey genes. A person who is 60 monkeys and 40 percent foreign percent is not so brilliant as a person who is 60 percent foreign and 40 percent of monkey, for example.
So they've devised this little quiz to help you determine what percentage of your DNA is mono, and what percentage is foreign. I can not guarantee the results are accurate because I'm not sure what part of my own DNA is monkey. But for the sake of it, the answer the questions truthfully and rate yourself according to the instructions below.
Question 1: Ever uncontrollable urge to climb a tree?
R. Yes, in the days when my kids are out of control.
B. Yes, if there is an apple big and bright on a high branch.
C. Yes, if I'm being chased by a tiger.
D. No, I prefer taking a nap at the base of the tree.
Question 2: Did you vote for George W. Bush?
R. No, I voted for Al Gore and then John Kerry.
B. I did not vote in those elections.
C. I voted for George Bush in an election, but not the other.
D. I voted for Bush both times.
Question 3: What would you rather have for dinner?
A. A big, juicy steak and mashed potatoes.
B. Fruits and vegetables.
C. A banana.
D. Bugs
Question 4: What of these people you think would be considered more sexy by the opposite sex?
A. Albert Einstein
B. Marilyn Monroe
C. Don Knotts
D. Cheetah
Question 5: What do you think is the best way for a man to impress a woman?
A. Take a reading at a local book club.
B. Take an elegant night club for dinner.
C. You buy a beer and pretzels.
D. Choose the mistakes of his hair.
Rate yourself according to the formula follows: For every time they responded with an "A" give yourself 4 points. For each "B", 3 points for each "C", 2 points for each "D", 1 point. Add up the total points.
If the total was 16 to 20 points, their DNA is about 90 percent foreign and 10 per percent of mono.
If the total was 11 to 15 points his DNA is 60 percent foreign and 40 percent of monkey.
If the total was 6 to 10, their DNA is 25 percent foreigners and 75 percent of monkey.
If the total is from 0 to 5 points, which are 90 percent of monkey.
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